I See What You Did There

Been playing Fallout 4 lately. Going back to Skyrim is weird.

late night confession: i’ve been doing the cha cha slide for years now and i have no fucking idea what to do when the guy’s like “cha cha real smooth.” i have no fucking idea what to do so i just kind of walk in place until everybody else takes it back now y'all. i hope that nobody notices, but even then, i notice. i’m a fraud

Uh idk who is cuter

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

there are only 4 aces in a deck of cards...

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.