Hi.  This Is The Actual “Weird Al” Yankovic.  I’m Not Now Nor Have I Ever Been Active On Tumblr,

how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves, as autumn colors fall

me always

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

when 2018 try to hit you with the bullshit

that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace

(photo by Eric Mory)

telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful