Ned Stark was a standard, high-fantasy main protagonist who didn’t make it past the first book / season and was punished for being honorable.
Oberyn Martell was an Inigo Montoya who failed to kill the guy he swore vengeance against.
Jon Snow is an Aragorn who didn’t return as the king and ended up exactly where he started in the series.
Khal Drogo was a Conan the Barbarian who didn’t get a glorious ending since he dies after getting sick from a stab wound.
The Night King and the White Walkers were a Sauron / Voldemort-type of villain who get axed off before the final act of the series (so, the Ned Stark treatment but to the “main antagonist”).
Cersei Lannister gets the same treatment as the Night King in that she’s the wicked queen stock villain character who you think will be the main villain but gets axed off in order to make way for the actual main antagonist of the series (Dany).
Robb Stark was another standard, high-fantasy main protagonist (the young, handsome white guy who is trying to right the wrongs done to his family) who is killed before he gets the chance to avenge his father’s death and is punished for doing things out of love.
Jaime Lannister embodied the knight-in-shining-armor stock character but was a complete piece of shit.
Bran Stark wasn’t a contender for the throne but won it anyways and his victory was a sign that Westeros is making the push for a different form of government, effectively ending hereditary rule (going against Tolkien since his happy ending was that the rightful king returned).
Daenerys Targaryen is a little tricky to add here since it’s not obviously clear what tropes her character subverted. To me, she fits perfectly with the arc of a Shakespearean villain / tragic protagonist. Maybe you can say that she subverted the idea that the quest for the throne is a noble goal. Because, as seen in the final episodes of the series, Dany proved the quest for the throne was anything but noble.
Gendry and Arya are the star-crossed lovers who willingly don’t end up with each other (at least in Arya’s case) and end up following their own paths.
The final battle in King’s Landing, the “Battle of Minas Tirith” moment of GOT, should’ve been an epic clash between good and evil but is turned into a horrific war crime full of massive civilian casualties and the “heroes” killing soldiers who already surrendered.
Euron Greyjoy was Jack Sparrow if he was an even bigger jackass and completely unlikable (okay, I’m just joking with this one but for real, fuck Euron).
I was absolutely crushed last night because I never really actually thought people would take it personally. That’s my fault. I thought, you know, I’m getting so much hate, surely they have to see it’s not personal. It’s not personal. Surely they can understand I’m angry and panicking. I don’t know. I probably wasn’t thinking clearly.
The point is, it was wrong. I was wrong. I feel awful that so many people, especially young people, felt like they were bad people for being fans. And that I did that. Even if it’s not my fault in an academic sense, it’s still my fucking fault. I said it. I’m older, people look up to me. I know I have a responsibility. I didn’t think past my own pain enough to realize it. I was angry because I was being attacked for everything, and I was just labeling all of it as hate against me without having the strength to see any gray areas.
But goddamn. I am not a liar. I am not a cold, evil cult figure manipulating people for sympathy. I do not deserve the abuse I get.
There is no nice way to be abused. There is no pretty way to endure it. You are hurting because someone else wants you to be hurting.
What a horrible fucking lesson to teach women—that you have to be nice so your pain is believed. That you have to be appealing. That you have to be positive.
Fuck that this is ugly. I’m ugly.
I’m trying to be good in a situation I didn’t ask to be in. I’m a goddamn wreck.
I want to apologize to people I’ve hurt by generalizing. You deserve to enjoy things. But I deserve to be listened to. Not erased.
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
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The Ultimate Showdown
2000′s Randomcore Alignment Chart tag urself, im the painful mix of nostalgia and embarrassment
our group chat got so bad I had to fucking delete the entire thing and start over
At this point in my life, I think I’d rather die of thirst than ask someone for help getting a glass of water.
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