This Is The Most Loaded Dialogue In The Entire Toy Story Mythos

I’ve gone and done it. I’ve monetized my comic that everybody used to rip off. Buy these shirts and you’ll not only become an instant fashion icon, but you’ll also be supporting me, an insanely hot artist.

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

it’s a robot

The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine

ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo, mandarin, and citron- the only 3 original citrus. 

Most people have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re against GMO’s. No idea. 

We need to get around to realizing that genetic modification isnt contamination, or carcinogenic chemicals, or sludge, or evil godless mutations. They aren’t horrifying and they’re grown natural just like everything else. 

“Still, I wonder if we shall ever be put into songs or tales..”

Happy Birthday to the man who’s beautiful world will forever remind us that there is good worth fighting for. Happy Birthday, Tolkien..you did a pretty good one 

Delicious fun for the whole family! Or just one person!