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i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

meirl

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

me, losing followers rapidly for reblogging the fucking “hewwo” meme: h-hewwo?? followewss???

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

Next time on Dragonball Z…can Goku defeat freiza before Namek explodes?

I actually have no self control

Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute!