They Had Me In Both Halves Tbh

finally found someone I was more disappointed in than myself, the entirety of america

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

Ganondorf: A wolf? He’s supposed to be DEAD!

Zant: Yeah, weird.

the cowardly lion has a bad gig like. can u imagine the trait you hate most about yourself being like. part of the name everyone calls you. like ‘oh hey there’s judgemental rebecca. hi disloyal jim. how’s it going, unable-to-form-proper-emotional-bonds-and-compensates-with-humour paul.’

worshiping at someone else’s church and not being sure if they’re a “sloppy wet” church or an “unforeseen” church

Vicious Mockery but it’s just repeating the last noise the enemy made in a mocking tone Gelatinous Cube: *wobbles* Bard: “WoBbLe”

seth everman reblogs your post you get at least 5000 notes and 200 new followers

i reblog your post and add a caption about my balls and we both get cholera and die

I was reading about superstitions and apparently if there’s a bird in the house it’s a sign of dea

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes