Komala’s Shiny Palette Is Absolute Bullshit

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Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

Tumblr’s obsession with Pepe is pretty much the same thing as Facebook’s obsession with Minions.

“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute 

In 2018, we up our usage of the word groovy by 500%

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Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

“What does it feel like to be high?”

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills