A Bird In The Hand Is Worth A Thousand Words

not to be all “tw*light did nothing wrong” but misogyny honest to god killed the hunger games

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

Blame the media.

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Parenting done right

SIGNAL BOOST

if you guys see that link going around that says you can read 50 shades of grey for free

DON’T CLICK IT

it will bring you to a site where you can read 50 shades of grey for free

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

Finally finished those fluffy balls of creepy-cute subspecies…

me on a date: so what do you think about breadsticks?

them: dude I LOVE breadsticks!

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Well then fuckin help me like idk how many more I can fit in without the Olive Garden staff catching us