Won’t You Miss Looking Like That (Wolverine)?

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

meowth became evil because he put in a lot of effort to teach himself english and walk on 2 legs for a girl meowth that later rejected him BUT the girl meowth never showed interest in the first place or even gave him an indication that he should do those things he just did them on his own and then got pissed off when she still wasnt interested. in conclusion im pretty sure meowth is an incel 

I freaking love this!

My roommate was so angry at me for this pun.

me: *flirts w/ someone* them: *flirts back* me: woah calm tf down im not interested…………

kurt vonnegut, being good at things is not the point of doing them.