Father Tomas By Elicia Donze. Drawn In PS. Please Do Not Remove Caption.

take everything i say with a hint of lime

if an archaeologist says an artifact was probably for “ritual purposes” it means “i have no fuckin clue”

but if they say it was for “fertility rituals” they mean “i know exactly what it was for but i dont want to say ‘ancient dildo’”

Sure Elsa might know how to make a fierce exit

But Kuzco knows how to make a fierce entrance 

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

me: there’s not really any anime i want to watch this seas- pop team epic: *exists* me:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

LIL HOMIE FULL ON DIED

Putting my edwardian outfit together! 😊 Please excuse the poor quality, I'm still learning how to make videos 😭