I Hate This Dude With A Burning Passion. Its Just The Same Girl All Over Again. Hes Some Russian Dude

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

just do it

Dating when you live with your parents.

George Chamoun’s celebrity photo collages combine current celebrities with actors from Hollywood’s past. 

Shown here are: Marilyn Monroe/Scarlett Johansson, Cary Grant/George Clooney, James Dean/Robert Pattinson, and Audrey Hepburn/Natalie Portman, respectively.

casually going about your day when you realize you had homework

I’ve never seen a meme with such a clear expiration date as “let’s raid Area 51 on September 20th” because some loon is gonna do it and they’re either gonna get shot or disappeared and ain’t nobody gonna be joking about it any more

my frogs w burnout series

Are there any objections? No? okay good, so yea Ryan is Tim Drake.👍🏾 DO IT BEN AFFLECK!