Me, A POC, When I’m Eating Something Spicy And It’s Actually Burning And I’m Trying To Hide It:

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

gookgod:

me: dane i wanna fight bill o’reilly’s old arss so bad

me: i prefer civil debate with reason and logic 

I am crying omfg

THE INSTA STORY I LOVE GOT UPLOADED!

New Year’s Eve 2017 will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900’s, and every minor was born in the 2000’s.

A story in four parts

i accidentally an entire coke bottle

presidential election (2016)

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.