Lexus and his best friend, the frog.
❕attention ❕ Cup loves cantaloupe
me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make
people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
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“Hey guess what”
“No you have to guess”
I trust big muscled people because I feel like they just want to give me advice on how to live my best life and impart mass amounts of motivation on me
their muscles are filled with compassion
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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