“Batman Has More Than One Son,“ I Say Into The Mic.

teacher, handing back my paper on feminism: this whole paper is plagiarized from a tumblr post…

me: OP was a fucking terf so i took it

teacher, crying: you are so fucking valid

look at this neat doritos i got

Man: [singing in Spanish] Ooo… The beeeeard pets the caaat… Ooo—

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

#me attempting to flirt

Photographed by Natalie Boog

anime guy: *literally beats the shit out of another guy til he almost dies*

the guy that got beat up: thank u we are friends now

anime guy: yeah

*completely speechless*

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.