We’d Like To Present The Music Video For Rose-Colored Boy, Written & Directed By Our New Friend Warren

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I feel like I’m at a point in my life where I know I need to advance the main quest, but instead I faff about doing side quests because the main quest is intimidating and I don’t feel like I’ve leveled up enough to be able to handle it.

Personally, I’m looking forward to reading the article about how Millennials killed the NRA

I’m looking forward to reading the article about how the government took away our rights to free speech because they’re the only ones with guns.

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

do . do y ou mean. this toad

and, this possum

because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because

PLACE YOUR BETS

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks