Maryland! 

It’s time for another Splatfest! This time it’s gonna get ugly. Which bad holiday gift would you rather receive? Sweaters or Socks? See, you can’t win! Unless your team wins the Splatfest, then you win. But you’ll still have a bad present. Hrm, further research might be necessary.

The Splatfest kicks off 12/15 at 9pm PT, but head over to Inkopolis Square and pick your team this evening!

If You Just Believe 🎁

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

remember to cry for help without guilt-tripping. i know it feels like you’ve been abandoned and betrayed, but it’s probably not true, and it’s not okay to accuse the people around you of something they might not have done.

“i guess none of you like me” could be better phrased as “i feel unloved right now”

“but nobody cares anyway” could be better phrased as “i feel insignificant and i need reassurance”

rather than assuming others’ feelings, give them time to explain them. you’ll usually get a much better answer.

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

the cowardly lion has a bad gig like. can u imagine the trait you hate most about yourself being like. part of the name everyone calls you. like ‘oh hey there’s judgemental rebecca. hi disloyal jim. how’s it going, unable-to-form-proper-emotional-bonds-and-compensates-with-humour paul.’

mom: what time did you go to bed last night?

me: that information is confidential

all new covers for the US [already out] and the UK [coming in September]