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Seth Everyman reblog a my posts but does not follow me. He purchases the milk….but scorns the cow

New Donker: Come over

Mario: I can’t, I’m out swimming

New Donker: No one’s sitting next to me and I feel lonely

Mario:

I’ve run out of content to look at on here, would appreciate if you goons got to work. Thanks.

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

I like how the actors who play Hermione and Harry in the movies have the same opinions on Crookshanks’s appearance as their characters.

Is there a limit to how much a person can love Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe? Cause I haven’t found it yet.

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

Dads who refuse to do anything that is traditionally considered “feminine” with their daughters are lame dads. I’ve been in the store and overheard a dad tell his little girl who might have been 12 to go by herself to go get pads after she asked him to go with her. “Go get them yourself.” and he looked mortified she even asked him to go. Like dude she clearly looks like she needs help. Take her to the god damn tampon/pad section and help her and if you don’t know what she needs go ask some one in their pharmacy to point out a good choice for you. Tampons and pads are part of pharmacy so chances are they will be able to help. Fuck all that. Help your daughters! They ask you to paint their nails, do it. It might turn out messy but so what? They ask you to have a tea party, do it. Sure the tea might be imaginary or just water and served out of tiny pink cups but get over it.