I Just Found Out That Video Dating Was A Thing In The 80′s And This Man Is Hitting That Respect Women

We’ve been living a lie.

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”

it just occurred to me that darth vader, master engineer, probably looked at the death star plans at some point and noticed the flaw, but didn’t bother to tell anyone about it because he despised everyone who was involved in the project

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

he probably didn’t lie though, I have yet to smoke or do recreational drugs and I’ve only drunk legally

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods

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:( And that’s just a bad angle