Wow. I Can’t Believe Tomorrow Is Christmas.

100%

the main difference b/w bi women and lesbians, besides who we are attracted to, is that bi women use dual wield weapons and lesbians use one larger weapon. the dps is about equal but lesbians excel at single target and bi women are good at aoe, so i would suggest having at least one of each in your party for endgame discourse

thirsty guy

Cursed Creature here

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

Fans: (make memes about Mario being even slightly diabolical or sinister)

Nintendo: NO! He is a good boy!

working in a group where no one actually contributes to the project

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart