Me: I’m Not Bitter

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offspring: d...da.....

parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?

offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you

parent: you're gonna go far, kid.

Sharks v Jets

cashier: sorry sir this coupon isnt valid

me: omg... why would you.... dont listen to her coupon

coupon: ii jjsut wwaantted 2 hhelpp u geett 50% offf ffebreeze ffabrric refhreshers i,,,

Actually, he’s only a himbo if he’s from the Himbeaux region of France.  Otherwise he’s just a sparkling dumbass

Thank you all for the get well comments from yesterday :) I already feel much better after spending all of Sunday in bed. Here’s another condensed process video from my speedpaints. 

You can vote on which of the full process videos I recorded in March to be made into a free tutorial here patreon.com/posts/which-march-i-18129622 Currently “Our Blue Planet” is winning, I’ll leave the poll up for another week before deciding :)

New Year’s Eve 2017 will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900’s, and every minor was born in the 2000’s.

no offence but i am so tired of getting older i mean im still pretty young but im just tiredt of this long ass cycle that’s gonna go on for the rest of my life. like lemme pause it right quick