With all this talk about how Super Mario Odyssey’s mechanics are great, but its world designs are cliché, I’ve gotta wonder: what’s left? Like, how do you design themed platformer worlds without falling into cliché if you’re not allowed to have:
a world set in a forest, in a desert, at the beach, amid the clouds or on the Moon;
a world themed after fire, ice, water, castles, food, flowers or ghosts;
a world characterised by ancient ruins, modern cities, or giant machines
… and so forth? The game goes so far as to have you fight a damn Dark Souls boss at one point, and even that’s been described as predictable tonal break.
I think we’re reaching a point where we’re going to have to stop expecting novelty for novelty’s sake in open-world platformer design, simply because nearly every reasonable world theme has already been done by someone, somewhere.
New Year’s Eve 2017 will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900’s, and every minor was born in the 2000’s.
the whole point of the Panini video and song is that Lil Nas X knows he’s everywhere now, and knows people are sick of him - but he also knows he’s special, and he just wants to entertain people, and if we just give him a chance, he’ll show us something beautiful.
when Skai finally stops running, he stops dancing, and switches the digital images from ads to a beautiful landscape
stop and listen. don’t let this creative, gay black kid be another one hit wonder.
the scene where aragorn pours out eowyn’s soup gets 10000 times funnier when you remember that he’s a greasy ass ranger that has probably eaten Dirt for breakfast several times. Her cooking is just that bad. Not even the Dirt Man will eat it
Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst
Legolas:
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