Da Vinci’s Last Supper

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

what happened to old youtubers you watched as a kid

good endings:

they’re still making the same content but with higher production values and they’re still enjoyable

they stopped making videos but successfully moved on to bigger and better things

bad endings:

they turned out to be really bigoted and are now pandering to the alt-right/center-right

they hardcore sold out and now they shill for like 12,000 separate products

neutral endings:

they’re still making the same content but it turns out they were never funny and you just had a bad sense of humor as a kid

they became a twitch streamer

they removed themselves from social media entirely and you find out after a bit of digging that they fucked off to the woods or some shit

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long

We’ve been living a lie.

Dorkly