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if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

Pancakes Around The World

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

some man: damn what man hurt you?

me:

When you want to draw a thing but you’re just like