An Assassin Is Really Just A Serial Killer Who Takes Requests.

today you, tomorrow me.

*me at a driving lesson*

Me: so how exactly do you do drift?

Instructor: what?

Me: you know, like the jump then you drift like in Mario kart, also where are all the item boxes?

Really? This broad can’t think of one time Jesus got in trouble with the law? Like, once? Where it maybe led to a pretty significant consequence? Not once? 

Neko Atsume wisdom (pt.1)

Goldblum by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Jeff Goldblum. Portrait is from the waist up. Jeff is wearing a white buttoned shirt with a simple gray tie under a finely textured gray silk jacket. His silver hair is cut short and smoothed back. He’s smiling gently. Three pairs of eyeglasses float side-by-side at eye level—aqua blue, golden yellow, and vivid magenta. He’s wearing the gold pair. The background is solid purple.]