Music Genre: Video Game 2

My 2 year long dnd campaign ended a week ago, so, it’s time to make new NPCs for the next one!

Vicky the Goblin: she was born with a rat tail so the shaman of her tribe decided it was her destiny to take care of ratdogs (aka goblin dogs). She likes her job a lot though, and wishes more people would appreciate her disease ridden critters.

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

The varying wavelengths of different colors

it’s him

it’s the theater thug

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine

ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo, mandarin, and citron- the only 3 original citrus. 

Most people have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re against GMO’s. No idea. 

We need to get around to realizing that genetic modification isnt contamination, or carcinogenic chemicals, or sludge, or evil godless mutations. They aren’t horrifying and they’re grown natural just like everything else. 

I don’t even know anymore man

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

Last Week Tonight s03e24

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