I Present To You, Literally My Favorite Yelp Review At The SmartPet I Used To Work At. It’s Called

As a parent of identical twins, this is how we kept sane at bedtime: Crib nets! And this was their response.

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

Strange things happen to people that don’t drink Wilkins.

THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

compliment me

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

Rockin Robbin

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt