Am I Indulging In Dobby's Pussy Or Is Dobby The One Doing The Indulging...u Seem Like An Expert On Such

ONE DIRECTION: CIVIL WAR 

2008-2011: the meme renaissance

2012-2013: meme shaming, memeing not condoned by the public and is considered unforgivable

2014-: the second meme renaissance, memeing is once again in style , the world is at peace

2015: The meme industrial era. Business is booming with the recent implementation of the new, globally accepted currency, the crisp meme buck. Pepes, which were previously considered to be rare commodities are now being manufactured and distributed at astonishing rates.

2016-???? Predictions: according to this logic, the great meme depression is just around the corner with this mass production of pepes and pepes being bought and traded on margin, economic downfall is imminent. i'd recommend storing your memes in a safe place and stockpiling them. Soon rare pepes will loose all their rarity and the GMD will start

Once on my way to work I saw a bird and imagined what they would look like if they had proportional to their sizes human noses, and that it would be something that would come from you. I don't know if you take suggestions but I had to tell you this.

youre waiting at a bus stop when this lands on your shoulder and sharply inhales, just once. unnerved, you turn to the person next to you and see they havent even noticed; in fact, nobody around you seems to be paying attention. you casually inquire when the bus is arriving, and they dont so much as glance at the bird the whole time they answer. you realize nobody else can see it but you. it inhales again

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

i hate having to like…………….. articulate my ideas

Why was this cut out from the goblet of fire?!

(image via illegalpeanut)

i aint sayin shes a gold digger

but she aint messin with no broke nigga