Do You Ever Get Stuck In Between “it’s Ok Not To Have Everything On Track I Got Time” And “i’ve

tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and unlike real life theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally wht universe is it common for games to just hand u all free shit n upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

finally found someone I was more disappointed in than myself, the entirety of america

Here is a piece I wrote on medium about Cara, that one trainwreck interview, sexist questions, press junketry, and miracles.

slimetony is the dude who made tumblr right

i want to die

Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life