Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

Wanted to try my hand at those pokemon variations things I see going around! I’ve had gems on the brain, so why not use Sableye, right?

I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides to run her mouth and say “those last two words were unnecessary” and now all this Waffle House knows I’m a lady of the night.

It’s so weird to me how Taylor Swift’s fans had no problem with her taking her music off Spotify, but people who didn’t even listen to her music got so offended over it. 

thoughts?

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

The Ludosport Lightsaber Combat Academy

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

willsmith: Gettin’ back in the studio. Just warmin’ Up.