I Worked With Toddlers And Pre Schoolers For Three Years. Sometimes I Accidentally Slip And Tell A Friend

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

“Human, what have you done!”

i hate the idea that heartbreak is exclusive to romantic relationships. some of my most serious heartbreaks have been about platonic friends, and at least in romantic relationships it’s expected to have a talk about breaking up, but with friends there’s no framework. i wish we valued friendships as highly as we do romantic partnerships because it’s serious emotional shit

A friend of mine took this picture at Phoenix Comic Con and it took me a moment to get it

biggest hetero lie i’ve been told: fighting is a part of a healthy romantic relationship

The dumbest lyric is “a child, a child shivers in the cold, let us bring him silver and gold.” If you’re such wise men bring him a fucking blanket.

but did you guys click on the source link... it seemed reputable.

Scarlett Johansson has been confirmed for the part of Mulan. Beating out other actresses such as Ming-Na Wen, Jamie Chung and Gong Li, Johansson is set to begin filming in 2017. (x)

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