“airbenders Are Able To Warm Themselves With Only Their Breathing”

Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the chord a certain way at the right angle, exactly 89 degrees with you finger holding it in place

wow i havent showered since last year! haha!

Actually, he’s only a himbo if he’s from the Himbeaux region of France.  Otherwise he’s just a sparkling dumbass

Um.

look at our lives, look at our choices

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE