Me When I Get Off A Rollercoaster

he’s great at blending in

until you drag him

or reblog him

(maybe, depending on your layout)

You: Dude, cheer up Me, an intellectual: Young man, there’s no need to feel down

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

The Ultimate Showdown 

2000′s Randomcore Alignment Chart tag urself, im the painful mix of nostalgia and embarrassment 

It snowed last night, so today me and Emanuel made the Snow Papyrus and Sans from Snowdin Woods.

hmmm

floccinaucinihilipilificationa is my soul

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we