This Is Scarier Than Any David Lynch Film

me when i find out a game has object physics

Oh you think this is funny? You think this is a joke? Funny fucker huh? Humor? This is humorous to you? You think this is a game? え？楽しそうか？冗談だと思う？ゲームだと思う？こいつ、バカだね？笑うな！楽しそうとゆうな！「ネル」じゃないぞ！

beginning of 2016 vs the end of 2016

OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called

but it’s like That it’s really good

How old were you when you lost your virginity???

It was the winter of 1932 on the wintery tundra of Saskatchewan. I had put my virginity down for only a second, but when I turned to retrieve it, it was gone. It’s been 82 years, and not a day goes by when I don’t wonder where my virginity ran off to, and how much differently my life would be if I had never lost it. Godspeed to you, virginity. Godspeed.

In a McDonalds bathroom

tumblr user: god... such a liminal space... beautiful... a blace where the boundries of reality are not as they seem... and many things may come to pass

me: please i'm trying to piss

Squad goals