How To Make A Dramatic Entrance.

Concept: our protagonist accidentally travels back in time and has a bunch of wacky adventures; when she returns to the present, she thinks she’s changed history and destroyed her original timeline, but really everything’s the same and she was just really bad at keeping up with current events.

songs that make me feel an emotion indescribable by language but vaguely nostalgic for some reason:

c'mon by panic! at the disco ft. f.u.n

little talks by of monsters and men

blue lips by regina spektor

please add on

hope u get run over

Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

an entertaining thing to do would be to replace every instance of “for ritual purposes” in any archeology article with “for funsies”

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

A Summary of Marvel Movies

Gosh, have you ever just stopped to think how the world is just filled with such beautiful things? Aurora borealis, Machu Picchu, the Great Pyramid, English castles, lush rainforests, adorable animals, The Great Wall of China, my ass, the Redwood Forests… ah, it’s just so overwhelming sometimes.