Just An Idea I Got For The Beast From Over The Garden Wall.

I love it when folks claim that Nintendo has finally gone off the deep end whenever they unveil their latest deranged side venture.

Like, buddy, y’all have no idea.

If you’re up on your gaming industry trivia, you probably know that Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a purveyor of hand-painted playing cards. What those trivia pages probably don’t tell you is that in the intervening span, Nintendo has been involved in such diverse side businesses as peddling instant rice, offering taxi services, and even operating a chain of love hotels. (Yes, really.)

Nintendo has never known what to do with themselves - and seeing as they’re still around 130 years later, it seems to be working for them!

2 AM laying in bed thinking about everything i’ve ever done

Some of you guys are like, Be Gay Do Crime, but are also like, Shoplifting makes you evil and you’re personally stabbing into people’s paychecks if you steal

Climate change is not that complicated! (h/t)

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BRO WHAT….

I’ve been thinking about this for two days

seeing quality content on your dash

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?

mom: what time did you go to bed last night?

me: that information is confidential