Why Didn’t You Get A Skwad Tattoo? Man, I’m A Grown Ass Man.

…as they posted that picture from their “modern prison” 🙄

When life keeps bringing you down

If Masashi Kishimoto (Naruto) had written Lord of the Rings, not only would Sauron have retrieved the One Ring and regenerated his physical form to get in a fight with the Fellowship, but just as Aragorn awoke the power of his super-ancestor bloodline to turn the tables, Morgoth himself, the Tolkien-verse equivalent of Satan who was Sauron’s master and the oldest evil in the world, would have popped out, eaten Sauron to revive his dark energy, and took his place in the battle.  Also the final fight would have lasted a solid quarter of the runtime in total, like there would have literally been an entire fourth book where they did nothing but fight Sauron’s various forms from sunset to sunrise without a collective breather.

when your mom makes you pose for a picture

weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violation

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

The greatest scene in anime history.

(From Pop Team Epic, episode 7)

hi No one give a shit about u any more

Hi back!

I think you are being really unfair to the letter u. It is a nice letter, and I would argue an indispensable one. Without u, we wouldn’t have music or justice. U matters! U will always matter.