White Girls Are Having A Crisis, Y’all.

me, doing my animal crossing rounds & talking to all my campers:

The Teen Titans Show Their Skills 💥 (W/ Khary Payton , Tara Strong , & Scott Menville , the voices of Cyborg, Raven, & Robin)

the whole point of the Panini video and song is that Lil Nas X knows he’s everywhere now, and knows people are sick of him - but he also knows he’s special, and he just wants to entertain people, and if we just give him a chance, he’ll show us something beautiful.

when Skai finally stops running, he stops dancing, and switches the digital images from ads to a beautiful landscape

stop and listen. don’t let this creative, gay black kid be another one hit wonder.

you: goes to business school for a BA in marketing

me: walks into your company’s office off the street, busts into the CEO’s office and has a stroke while pitching my idea

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

does Trump think that Hillary, as a Senator, had the power to pass whatever laws she wanted by herself……..does he know how the Senate works…..

Want to Know How the Cops Actually Trace a Gun?

It happens here, in a massive West Virginia building, in the most absurd way possible.

Oh. My. God.

Did you know that when a gun is used in a crime and cops want to trace it, people have to look through microfilm to find the owner, because it’s illegal to have a searchable database of that information?

Seriously. The NRA managed to get a law passed that makes it illegal. These people have to search by hand. 1,200 traces a day. By hand.

Cops assume they just type it into a search engine, because, like, obviously? We have all this technology that puts information at our finger tips. But not who owns the gun that killed that little girl. That you have to search through microfilm or boxes of files for.

I feel sick.

If you’re American and could ever possibly one day vote, please take the time to read this and understand how absurd it it. I cannot for a moment believe this is what reasonable Americans would choose if they understood what it actually is.

And, whoever you are, please share this, so it gets in front of more eyeballs.

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

*puts thumb between teeth* its a metaphor, you see. you have the power to quarrel, but can choose not to