James Potter after drinking Polyjuice Potion in the girl dorms: So a friend of mine saw James Potter take of his shirt at quidditch practice and he said that James Potter had an eight pack. That James Potter was shredded
Lily: James Potter is a punk ass bitch
if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
Some people think it’s perfectly acceptable to have a normal conversation with sfw blogs on this site whilst having fully-loaded furry dicks on their blogs. It’s not.
Georg Janny (1864–1935)
“best stuff first” is probably one the dumbest things this website has ever done
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
Huge thanks to @thenib for having me make this comic! If Tumblr’s resizing makes parts illegible, you can also read the nicer original version over on The Nib’s website: “Fatness, Femininity, and the Media We Deserve”
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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