Dandydoll Said:

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one f his text messages.

Cookie in a milk cup.

Nick Offerman on Chris Pratt [x]

Facing the Greatest Fear 💀 by Thomas Sanders

no words needed.

goodbye.

holy shit

(from the canes broadcast)

YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!