Me: I Really!!!! Want!!! People!!!! To Help!!!! Me With!!!! My Problems!!!!!!!

me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it's only-

me: oh

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

Posting art on the internet 101

Next time you’re stuck inside on a freezing day, try a craft that’s fun for the whole family: Baby Fluid Jar!

Supplies: packet of plastic babies glycerin distilled water small jar

Directions: 1. Fill your jar nearly to the top with distilled water 2. Add a baby to the liquid. Your baby should sink to the bottom of the jar. If not, you bought a shitty baby. Find a baby made of denser plastic. 3. Add a lil splash of glycerin 4. Close the jar and shake to mix 5. Check to see if baby is suspended in the middle of the fluid (like the jar on the left in the second pic) 6. If baby is still at the bottom, repeat steps 3-5 until baby is suspended 7. If baby gets stuck floating at the top (like the jar on the right in the second pic), you’ve made the fluid too dense. Add more water until baby is suspended 8. Fuckin baby fluid jar !!! 9. Swirl that shit 10. Whirlpool baby 11. So fast

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

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Ye olde Windows screen savers.