When You’re The First To Finish The Test… 📝

i don’t like kids. 

in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. 

HOWEVER

you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers. 

because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes. 

because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know. 

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

Goldblum by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Jeff Goldblum. Portrait is from the waist up. Jeff is wearing a white buttoned shirt with a simple gray tie under a finely textured gray silk jacket. His silver hair is cut short and smoothed back. He’s smiling gently. Three pairs of eyeglasses float side-by-side at eye level—aqua blue, golden yellow, and vivid magenta. He’s wearing the gold pair. The background is solid purple.]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

Sushis and Sashimis

I don’t know why this is stupid funny to me

the closest mcdonalds to a campus is sacred ground