Me On A Date: Fuck, I Forgot My Purse!!

Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!

Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you 

Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! 

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serious question

is the UA version of ‘but go off’ ‘but plus ultra’?

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I don’t know how to make friends offline

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Some people think it’s perfectly acceptable to have a normal conversation with sfw blogs on this site whilst having fully-loaded furry dicks on their blogs. It’s not.

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8 years ago

“not all men” you’re right, uncle iroh would never do something like this.

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http://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/115904943092/khalmemrbenzedrine-let-a-hundred-flowers-bloom

Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.

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7 years ago

shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???

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