*clears Throat* If I Looked You Up In The Dictionary, There’d Be A Picture Of Cute- *coughs* I Mean,

the-uterus:

First red, 

then white,

and now, blue.

Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

Cast of avengers when they were young

This song will improve your current emotional status by 200% I promise

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”