This Is How All Capcom Crossovers Start, Nothing Else Can Convince Me Otherwise.

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

#Imagine

 walking in class the first day of school & you see this:

 … … and he says “I’m Justin Bieber, your new teacher.”

dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you’re teaching children that it’s wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. “who started it” is very, very relevant.

when u need to go

he’s not angry, just disappointed

Me On Chopped

Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

Lmaooo this is the greatest! Check out #DudesGreetingDudes and Elon James White’s twitter. There’s a whole lot more. 

donna needs to appreciate him more