Mountain Goat.

someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]

me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh

You are born with the ability to see whether people listen more often to the angel or the devil on their shoulder, based on the opacity of each- if they listen more to the angel, it’s more solid and the demon is more transparent, and vice versa. You recently met a guy online and you’re finally going to meet. You go in for a handshake and glance at his shoulders, but you can’t see the angel. Only a solid demon.

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

I modeled a pug

artist tip #440

grind for EXP by drawing circles repeatedly for 21 days straight to cap out your Line Confidence skill tree

me: i’m not sure about this outfit friend: you look fine let’s just go!! me:

Makes varying masks of my own face. Gives to friends as Christmas cards. Takes pic among selfs. Aesthetic.

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

I’m gonna lose my entire mind

executive dysfunction: you need to do this thing

me: how?

executive dysfunction: idk have you tried sitting and feeling guilty about it?