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Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

*hands in assignment*

*gets a new assignment on the same day*

Whenever a southerner says it’s cold a random northerner pops up ❄❄

People on this website will be like “A homophobic society has caused same-sex couples to struggle with how to show affection without fear of discrimination,” and then five seconds later will be like “LOL isn’t Pete Buttigieg so weird for kissing his husband like that? Lmao.”

holey fuggen shidd

restaurant

me: can i have a pepsi waiter: We dont have coke, is pep- wait wWhat me: . A pepsi waiter *with tears in his eyes*: this ., This has never happened before , 

One of my old partners got pulled in for an investigation today. The photo is not of him - it’s of a paramedic in California trying to eat something for the first time in nearly ten hours.

My old partner was told that a member of the public took photos of him and his current partner. My buddy was sleeping, and his partner was eating. This member of the public sent the photos with an email that both complained about how “unprofessional” it appeared - and a threat to send the photos to the media.

Thanks to Prop 11 in California, first responders no longer have a right to breaks. AMR lied to the public in a huge way. California was the only state where emergency crews had been granted a legal right to breaks to use the latrine and have a meal. Shifts run a minimum of 12 hours, often 24, and AMR runs their crews into the ground.

My buddy and his partner are in trouble because they were trying to get rest and food while posted on a street corner because we don’t get breaks. This is what AMR tells us to do. Please don’t see something like this and assume that we’re being lazy or not doing our jobs. Don’t take photos or send them to the press. That crew is probably exhausted and overworked.

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch