Fear Me 💪 (W/ LEO THE GIANT, Phil Young, & Dom Gold)

Dreamworks really needs to make a movie about the story of the little boy fishing on the moon, like who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he ever catch a fish? There are the questions that have haunted me at the theaters since 1994.

that’s it. that’s the comic

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

For the last season of American Idol, they should have all the former winners come back and compete against each other to decide who the all - time best is

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?

the defendant: i’m a scorpio

me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor 

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

Beginning of the semester vs now