I’m Handing Out Full Plates Of “shut The Fuck Up” Tonight.

i’m in this very odd bubble 

like logically, i know i have a lot to do

but like, emotionally, i’m just.. not.. registering it??? i’m not so much calm but like.. standing in a sound proof fishbowl watching all of my obligations press their faces to the glass, yelling and knocking, and like, my homework and emails are teaming up to make a battering ram and my job is trying to tunnel under and i’m just standing here watching it all in muffled, deaf silence like “ok”

All I want for Christmas is:

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves

a fluffy oversized grey sweater

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

Please watch this I’m gonna piss

puffballs

guys lets brainstorm a post