So Today I (sort Of) Had Sex With This Guy And I Thought He Cared About Me And I Was Happy And It Was

I don’t know what you’re talking about, Coppy is beautiful.

hey, folks, upshot about tumblr’s april fool’s day prank:

if you click the “executive suite trial”, you’ll go to a fake “executive suite” tumblr. it’s vaguely funny and you can esc out of it.

but this will also bring up a cartoon of a copy machine named “Coppy”, who appears to be a parody of “clippy” from microsoft word. this cartoon has flashing lights and is constantly in motion. it will also “talk” to you with a lot of text balloons in comic sans, which are deliberately designed to be ugly and annoying.

you cannot get rid of coppy.

if you hover over it, there’s a red X; clicking this will only cause it to “waddle” offscreen and, less than a second later, pop up again. it will not get rid of the cartoon.

if you are not interested in having a flashing, moving cartoon that is deliberately designed to be annoying on your screen all day with no hope of getting rid of it, do not click the “executive suite trial.”

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

crunchy ass hell cracked to shit crumbly fucking phone screens are so so sexy. iphone with huge hole through the middle way hotter than some tatas. just smoking baby. this is law.

cherry lips, crystal skies, i could show you incredible memes

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

why did i make this

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

Except it didn’t happen in the original Age of Ultron comic book... 

It was not part of the main continuity, it was an alternate universe. If you want to read the comic where this does happen, it’s ‘What If? Age of Ultron’ #3

Hey Black Widow Fans

Just a reminder, that in the original Age of Ultron comic book,

Black Widow

is fucking worthy