Please Help The Dog

“average year contains 3 spiders georg memes” factoid actually just statistical error. average year contains 0 spiders georg memes. 2014, which contained over 10,000 each day, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

get wrekt

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

memes from Estonia

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

Inktober day 3: turtle

I waffled a lot on what to draw today, but eventually found myself thinking that red eared sliders were awful cute, and then settled on the idea of a little bab turtle. Not grown enough to have an entire world on their back, but they’re starting off happily with a flourishing bonsai tree of their own.

i never thought i would get into the bachelorette but this was the single best thing ive ever seen on television

i feel like temmie’s contribution to undertale and deltarune isn’t half as appreciated as it should be. its more toby and temmie’s joint project, her art and designs breath life into the whole shebang and it wouldn’t be Anything without her